baby giraffes have the weirdest bodies out of like any animal ive ever seen
i beg to differ
u got me u win
I’m sad I feel like Dan’s perfect girl is a skinny/flat stomach, blue eyed, thigh gap Barbie and I’m just a ugly weirdo who blogs about him.
#THIS IS WHY YOU’RE REGENERATING
#THIS IS WHAT HE’S ALLOWED TO DO NOW THAT HE’S REGENERATING AND DOESN’T HAVE TO TAKE MOFFAT’S SHIT
Exploring my google search history… D:
“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.”
what fuckin sorcery is this that their goddamn derp faces are still more attractive than anyone I’ve ever physically met in my life.
the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person
"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"
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